How to help the environment

The scourge of ‘Global Warming’ and ‘Climate Change’ is upon us, and the social
worker fingerings and capital letters only go to show how serious a subject this is.

So what can we do to reverse this worrying trend? Let’s have the Green Party in
Government, and please let’s not be cynical and think that the Greens are only in
government because the PD’s cocked up the election.

It should be noted that although the Green Party come out with some, dare I say
ridiculous, ideas, they are thankfully yet to follow in the policies of one famous
Green politician, Radovan Karadzic, and consider genocide as a legitimate way of
reducing a countries carbon footprint.

John Gormley’s Department of the Environment has declared war on littering in
Dublin, with a scheme, funded with €200,000, of billboards on the streets with anti
litter warnings. Not only has this scheme caused problems with the roll out of the
‘free bike scheme’, but it has been slated as ‘a blot on the landscape’ and ‘the
biggest litter blight we have had on the city’s streets in a long time’ by Ciaran
Cuffe of, you guessed it, the Green Party. John you really should keep an eye on
what those Greens are up too.

If you are serious about helping the environment though, I can see no better way
than dealing with that most devastating blight on the landscape, the ‘animal rights
activist’.

If the wellington wearing activists went to work, say picking up litter, or
better still, give them a shovel, a wheel barrow and a ticket to Haulbowline, they
could do more good for the environment.

Unfortunately they don’t see it that way and seem to think that protesting
outside restaurants that sell meat, and harassing children on their way to the
circus is doing their bit.

They of course won’t be happy until we all follow in their footsteps, wear
wellingtons, wax jackets and eat sprouts. This last part of course would be the most
dangerous part for our future survival into the future, a world populated by the
bean and sprout eating fraternity would surely produce so much methane after every
meal that the ice caps wouldn’t just retreat, it would be a full scale rout.

With the danger from the vegetable eating ones on the rise I have decided to
produce the Scotsman in Ireland recipe page, I hope the recipes which shall feature
there will help keep the population on a meat eating diet.

I’m doing my bit, I’m of to the shops in my 4 x 4, to buy a steak.