Or perhaps not as the case may be. There appears to be a
stigma attached to males working with children. The whole worry appears to
solely be based on the persons’ gender.
I haven’t heard tales of unsubstantiated claims that your
local crèche worker is a convicted sex offender, no they just happen to be
male, and that of course makes them a paedophile, they don’t even have to have
a beard and wear a rain Mac with a puppy in one pocket and a bag of sweeties in
the other.
Since statistically women are more likely to physically
abuse a child, should the chant be, ‘beaters out!’, and subsequently have no
women working with children. In which case we are going to have to reduce the
immigration laws on Borneo pygmies since we seem to have no other options,
although a blowpipe can give you a nasty prick!
In one of previous incarnations, there have been so many, I
worked for several years with both disabled and disadvantaged children.* Did I
abuse any? Did I even think about abusing any? Short answer, no, and why?
Because I’m not a bloody paedophile, along with 99% of the male population.
So let’s imagine I’m a single male, hard to imagine with an
ass like that, but let go of your ability to overlook reality and go wild! I
seem to be banned from theme parks, but what if I brought my father with me?
Well for one I would look a bit of a twat wandering round Tayto park with an
urn under my arm.
Where does it all stop, do I have to buy my monthly Crunchie
on line as I’m obviously not welcome in sweetie shops. I’m glad I don’t go
swimming, as that’s one hobby that would have to stop, swimming pools and
beaches are definitely out of the question.
If I want to go for a walk through the local park I’m going
to have to go and buy a bloody dog, which is going to piss the cat off no end.
Actually that’s a bad idea, single male, puppy, park, damn it I’m going to have
to buy a child, does anybody have Madonna’s phone number?
To be brutally honest there are a few pubs I know that I
shouldn’t allowed in!
Yes child abuse in Ireland has been a shocking issue in the
past, but in this enlightened age where we are no longer ruled by the Catholic
Church and our constitution protects all in society equally, wait sorry did I
miss that abortion referendum again?
This week a Cork women was given a one year suspended sentence,
for what, for grabbing her baby from her push chair and squeezing her causing
broken ribs, leg and arm. She pleaded guilty to assault, but was suffering from
post natal depression, and the courts gave a years suspended sentence and her
child back, are you having a laugh!
Let’s change the circumstances slightly, I drag my child form
her buggy, squeeze her and cause that damage, then I’m a child abuser, oh but
judge I’m depressed, well let’s be honest you’re going to be even more
depressed in the ‘Joy’, is that what they call it these days, I know I’m just
trying to be hip and cool, and probably failing badly.
Where have I gone wrong that I am such a pariah, being born
male seems to do the trick. I even joined the ‘Boys Brigade’ as a child, which
was a bit like the ‘Scouts’ but without the child abuse, or maybe I was just an
ugly child.
Maybe I should become gay, I’m going to hell anyway, and it
might be the only way I might get married, thanks again Leo, no wait that
involves parks as well, and I’m not allowed in them, I’m stuck either way.
I know that we have to protect our children, but can we do
it without the haze of paranoia. Our children are the most precious cargo we
can carry, except of course from the few bottles of beer that you are drunkenly
carrying home from the pub.
*See Helen, although not on display much, and
admittedly you would probably need the assistance of 50 Columbian miners, (not
minors, let’s get that straight), plus the equipment used to dig the channel
tunnel to find it, even I have a soft side.
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